Chocolate Peanut Story....Not for the Faint of Heart! Warning....this post contains messy stuff and may offend some of you.

 Time for a funny story.  I've been much too serious lately and it's time to shake loose a little.....yea, baby!

As you know I adore my younger sister.  We used to live just a few streets away from each other and we were always up to something!
We would always say that we were like Lucy and Ethel....

Early one Saturday morning I picked her up and we were off to the local antique mall.  We decided that we would go very casual.
She had on a yellow sweat suit and I had on dark blue pants and a hooded sweatshirt.  Of course we had our makeup and jewels on....prissy girls like us are never seen without makeup and bling!

On the way down the road Sister turns to me and says, "I'm having a chocolate attack, pull over there and I'll run in and get us some chocolate."  She hops back  in the car with two huge bags of chocolate covered peanuts.  Chocolate and salt, Wow!!

We attempt to open the bags but the package won't budge.  Finally we both rip them open and chocolate covered pnuts go flying all over our laps.  Well, we did what any sensible fun lovin gal would do and we ate them anyway! Ummmm......gobble.....gobble.....gooood!!!

                                                                                                  

Off we go merrily down the road, popping peanuts, laughing,

singing to the tops of our lungs and as happy as two

chubby girls locked up inside a chocolate factory!

Then Sister says, "I need to stop at Lowes Home Improvement,

just pull over and wait for me."

Sister comes back out,  jumps up into the SUV and checks herself out in

the mirror.  She says, "I must look really, really HOT  today, people just can't take their eyes off of me....

everyone is looking at me!" 

She keeps primping and carrying on about how good she looks..."I just can't imagine how people would have starred at me, had I  dressed up! I am just too amazing!  I of course, pay no attention to her because she's always like this!  I secretly wish that her dimples would pop out!! Then she would look like everyone else!

About that time, I look down at her and realize that the

  entire crotch of her pants are covered

with melted chocolate peanuts!!  Both front and

back!!!  And if you have ever seen chocolate melted

on yellow pants then you know what it looks like! Yuck!!

"Sister, I yelled, look at the crotch of your pants, oh

my gosh!"  (insert hesterical laughing)

Well, we both started laughing so hard and

 that we peed our britches!!  ( oh, yes, we really did, I know that

none of you have ever done that...)

I had melted chocolate on the crotch of my pants too

but it didn't show up quite like hers.

So now, we have chocolate malts!!!

To make things even funnier, when she looked down at her chocolate crotch, there was still one chocolate covered

peanut hanging off the middle!!! (more hesterical laughing

and more wetting the pants)

Oh, and yes, she ate it!

After all this, we still went shopping, chocolate malt pants and all!

The moral of this story is.......Don't ever go shopping with your
crazy sister without taking an extra pair of pants!!!!

Because you know that you gotta have these.....

Sister Kim with the dimples!

     ~~hugs~~